Most of you
know that Aaron loves to cut out my coupons on Sunday. Only on Sunday. He will not touch a coupon to speak of on any
other day. And I’ve blogged about his
insistence that only he can cut the coupons, no matter how tired he is or
grouchy he is. Mom is not allowed to
touch the coupons because I do not cut them out correctly. He also has his trash can that holds the tiny
little clippings from where he cuts the strips of paper into smaller pieces……and
the trash can that holds larger pieces of paper……and his carefully orchestrated
stack of left over pages from which he cut the coupons……..and then his coupon
box in which each coupon is carefully placed.
It’s
exhausting.
I usually try
to sneak a peek at the coupons on Sunday mornings before he sees them. That way I can remove pages of coupons that
contain items I won’t buy. This saves
Aaron a lot of time. However, he has
seen sections of coupons that I am hiding from him when I buy an extra paper……and
war breaks out. He insists on cutting them
out, no matter how tired he is…..because they are coupons……..and they have
dotted lines……..and they must be cut.
I cleverly look at the coupons before he gets
out of bed, if possible. I hide the coupon
pages I remove deep under all the sale papers and stick them in the middle of
the newspaper that will be put in the recycle bin later. Sometimes when I am in the middle of this
covert mission I hear him start down the stairs, so I hurriedly shove coupon
pages here and there as I try to hide all evidence of my trickery. I feel a little breathless and guilty as he
enters the kitchen. He hasn’t caught me
yet, but I dread the day that he might.
Aaron does a
little of his own hiding, too. I saw it
this past Sunday as I walked through the family room. There under the bench that sits beside where
he clips the coupons lay a couple pieces of paper. I leaned over closer and saw that the papers
were store coupons. I had put them into
the coupon box a couple days earlier………..the coupon box that Aaron uses to hold
newspaper coupons.
Silly
me. Don’t I know better? The coupon box holds the coupons that Aaron
cuts……on the dotted lines………just right.
Store coupons
are not newspaper coupons. Store coupons
were not clipped from the coupon pages on a dotted line. Store coupons have their own place, even if
it’s under the bench. Store coupons do
NOT go in the same box as newspaper coupons.
But I’m a
little devious sometimes. I have put the
store coupons back into the newspaper coupon box. Hehehehe!
Let’s see
what happens this Sunday.
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